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1920 Strongwoman

She may be strong but smell isn't everything

1920 Strongwoman thanks to Jim Serritella

Strongwoman balances a piano and pianist on her chest

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Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Follow your honest convictions, and stay strong. - William Thackeray

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

One good head is better than a hundred strong hands. - Thomas Fuller

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. - Cher

I don't put boundaries on myself when I sit at the piano. - Vanessa Carlton

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete. - Bette Davis

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak. Sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go. - Unknown

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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