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1920 Strongwoman

She may be strong but smell isn't everything

1920 Strongwoman thanks to Jim Serritella

Strongwoman balances a piano and pianist on her chest

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Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

There's a strong criminal relement up there. - Archie Bunker

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

A weeping man and a smiling woman are not to be trusted. - Indian Proverb

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a wonton woman. - Archie Bunker

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

Everything holds its breath except spring. She bursts through as strong as ever. - B.M. Bower

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

A failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough. - John C Bovee

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Give me a guitar, give me a piano, give me a broom and string, I wouldn't get bored anywhere. - Keith Richards

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to be expected only from the strong. - Leo Rosten

Remember, we're fighting for this woman’s honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done! - Groucho Marx

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's. - Bernard Shaw

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays

To begin to think with purpose, is to enter the ranks of those strong ones who only recognize failure as one of the pathways to attainment. - James Allen

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson


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