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1920 Strongwoman

She may be strong but smell isn't everything

1920 Strongwoman thanks to Jim Serritella

Strongwoman balances a piano and pianist on her chest

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So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns. - Archie Bunker

There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith

If you're strong enough, there are no precedents. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

I don't put boundaries on myself when I sit at the piano. - Vanessa Carlton

It is the weak man who urges compromise - never the strong man. - Elbert Hubbard

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

He who conquers others is strong;
He who conquers himself is mighty. - Lao Tzu

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Sometimes I can only groan, and suffer, and pour out my despair at the piano. - Frederic Chopin

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

I dreamt of you last night, as if I was playing the piano and you were turning the pages for me. - Vladimir Nabokov

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. - Virginia Woolf

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" - Dumas

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. "You're fired" is a very strong term. - Donald Trump

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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