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1920 Strongwoman

She may be strong but smell isn't everything

1920 Strongwoman thanks to Jim Serritella

Strongwoman balances a piano and pianist on her chest

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The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon

A weeping man and a smiling woman are not to be trusted. - Indian Proverb

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman. - Debra Messing

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict. - William Ellery Channing

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to be expected only from the strong. - Leo Rosten

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright


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