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1920 Strongwoman

She may be strong but smell isn't everything

1920 Strongwoman thanks to Jim Serritella

Strongwoman balances a piano and pianist on her chest

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The piano has been drinking, not me. - Tom Waits

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

How sweet it is when the strong are also gentle! - Libbie Fudim

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

A weeping man and a smiling woman are not to be trusted. - Indian Proverb

We're women. We have a double standard to live up to. - Ally McBeal

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

I don't put boundaries on myself when I sit at the piano. - Vanessa Carlton

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

He who conquers others is strong;
He who conquers himself is mighty. - Lao Tzu

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Ernest Hemingway

A man who moralizes is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who moralizes is usually plain. - Oscar Wilde

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

The widening of woman's sphere is to improve her lot. Let us do it, and if the world scoff, let it scoff - if it sneer, let it sneer. - Lucy Stone

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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