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A Century Ago (1915 to 2015)

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A Century Ago (1915 to 2015) thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Change favors those who are prepared. - Louis Pasteur

We change, whether we like it or not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

History is a set of lies agreed upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

What is history but a fable agreed upon? - Napoleon Bonaparte

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

That great dust-heap called 'history'. - Augustine Birrell

The main thing is to make history, not to write it. - Otto von Bismarck

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

If you want to make enemies, try to change something. - Woodrow Wilson

Change is inevitable... except from vending machines. - Steven Wright

The more things change, the more they remain the same. - Alphonse Karr

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

A sweating ovary or a sick prostate explains most history. - Martin H. Fischer

If you want to truly understand something, try to change it. - Kurt Lewin

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

If you want to change the world, find someone to help you paddle. - William H. McRaven

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

If you have no will to change it, you have no will to criticize it. - Unknown

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

The first resistance to social change is to say it's not necessary. - Gloria Steinem

If the cavemen had known how to laugh, history would have been different. - Oscar Wilde

When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change. - Wayne Dyer

Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world. - Unknown

If history were taught in the form of stories, it would never be forgotten. - Rudyard Kipling

They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself. - Andy Warhol

You can't change your situation. The only thing you can change is how you deal with it. - 500 Days of Summer

If you focus on results, you will never change. If you focus on change, you will get results. - Jack Dixon

If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today. - E. Joseph Cossman

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. - Will Durant

No change can come if those who are impacted the most by discrimination are not willing to stand up for themselves. - Zainab Salbi

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

I cannot say whether things will get better if we change; what I can say is that they must change if they are to get better. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

I often say of George Washington that he was one of the few in the whole history of the world who was not carried away by power. - Robert Frost

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside. - John F Kennedy

Peaceful transfer of authority is rare in history, yet common in our country with a simple oath, we affirm old traditions, and make new beginnings. - George W. Bush


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