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A Century Ago (1915 to 2015)

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A zebra does not change its spots. - Al Gore

Revolutions are the locomotives of history. - Karl Marx

Grief does not change you... It reveals you. - John Green

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be. - John Wooden

You have to look at history as an evolution of society. - Jean Chretien

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

A sweating ovary or a sick prostate explains most history. - Martin H. Fischer

A person doesn't have to change who he is to become better. - Sidney Poitier

Very often a change of self is needed more than a change of scene. - Unknown

History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions. - Ted Koppei

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

We would like to live as we once lived, but history will not permit it. - John F Kennedy

The first resistance to social change is to say it's not necessary. - Gloria Steinem

Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago. - Bernard Berenson

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

If I had to do my life over, I would change every single thing that I have done. - Ray Davies

I don't believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear. - Woody Allen

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

A Caterpie may change into a Butterfree, but the heart that beats inside remains the same. - Brock

If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today. - E. Joseph Cossman

In the whole history of technology it would be difficult to find a greater single advance than this. - L.T.C. Rolt

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. - George Burns

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

If you want to make a permanent change, stop focusing on the size of your problems and start focusing on the size of you. - T. Harv Eker

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

A man who is used to acting in one way never changes; he must come to ruin when the times, in changing, no longer are in harmony with his ways. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps

The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different. - Aldous Huxley


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