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A Century Ago (1915 to 2015)

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Things do not change; we change. - Henry David Thoreau

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

Grief does not change you... It reveals you. - John Green

All is change; all yields its place and goes. - Euripides

Difficulty is the excuse history never accepts. - Edward R. Murrow

The one duty we owe to history is to rewrite it. - Oscar Wilde

Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be. - John Wooden

All change is not growth; all movement is not forward. - Ellen Glasgow

History repeats itself; historians repeat one another. - Rupert Brooke

History may not repeat itself, but it does rhyme a lot. - Mark Twain

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

Things don't change, but by and by our wishes change. - Marcel Proust

Those who don't know history are destined to repeat it. - Edmund Burke

History never looks like history when you are living through it. - John W. Gardner

Nowadays the clinical history too often weighs more than the man. - Martin H. Fischer

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

For one change always leaves a dovetail into which another will fit. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future. - Paul Boese

Win as if you were used to it. Lose as if you enjoyed it for a change. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice. - Mark Twain

If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less. - Gen. Eric Shinseki

In order for a thing to be horrible it has to suffer a change you can recognize. - Ray Bradbury

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

There are many things we do not want in this world. Let us not just mourn them; let us change them. - Ferdinand Marcos

Change can come in either of two important ways: Start behaving positively or stop behaving negatively. - Dr. Phil

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

Change is one of the scariest things in the world and yet it is also one of those variables of human existence that no one can avoid. - Aberjhani

I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just wipe and pull the flap over. - Drew Brees

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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