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A Century Ago (1915 to 2015)

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History is more or less bunk. - Henry Ford

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

Words are the small change of thought. - Jules Renard

Speech is the small change of silence. - George Meredith

History is philosophy teaching by example. - Dionysius

Life is change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely. - Karen Kaiser Clark

History will never accept difficulties as an excuse. - John F Kennedy

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude. - Amy Tan

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

If the cavemen had known how to laugh, history would have been different. - Oscar Wilde

Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Characters do not change. Opinions alter, but characters are only developed. - Benjamin Disraeli

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself. - Leo Tolstoy

Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence

People who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do. - Apple Inc.

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favour. - Robert Frost

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. - Maya Angelou

If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today. - E. Joseph Cossman

To exist is to change, to change is to mature, to mature is to go on creating oneself endlessly. - Henri L. Bergson

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever. - Margaret Cho

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them. - Denis Waitley

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

I often say of George Washington that he was one of the few in the whole history of the world who was not carried away by power. - Robert Frost

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

Change is one of the scariest things in the world and yet it is also one of those variables of human existence that no one can avoid. - Aberjhani

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

Morality cannot be legislated, but behavior can be regulated. Judicial decrees may not change the heart, but they can restrain the heartless. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. - Barack Obama


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