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History is more or less bunk. - Henry Ford

Change favors those who are prepared. - Louis Pasteur

History is philosophy teaching by example. - Dionysius

Change starts when someone sees the next step. - William Drayton

Someday change will be accepted as life itself. - Shirley MacLaine

Change your thoughts and you change your world. - Norman Vincent Peale

Difficulty is the excuse history never accepts. - Edward R. Murrow

The one duty we owe to history is to rewrite it. - Oscar Wilde

What we achieve inwardly will change outer reality. - Plutarch

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. - Winston Churchill

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

History is the sum total of things that could have been avoided. - Konrad Adenauer

Real listening is a willingness to let the other person change you. - Alan Alda

For one change always leaves a dovetail into which another will fit. - Niccolo Machiavelli

History is not a burden on the memory but an illumination of the soul. - Lord Acton

The first resistance to social change is to say it's not necessary. - Gloria Steinem

The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice. - Mark Twain

When you forgive, you in no way change the past - but you sure do change the future. - Bernard Meltzer

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

If we live a monotonous life, do we get used to it and stop thinking about changing it? - Pokemon

When we are no longer able to change a situation, we are challenged to change ourselves. - Viktor E. Frankl

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

To exist is to change, to change is to mature, to mature is to go on creating oneself endlessly. - Henri L. Bergson

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

People want change but not too much change. Finding that balance is tricky for every politician. - Eleanor Clift

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joe-k. - Will Rogers

The only way you can sustain a permanent change is to create a new way of thinking, acting, and being. - Jennifer Hudson

If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us. - Unknown

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

If you don't like something, change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it. - Mary Engelbreit

One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. - Will Durant

The longer you live, the more you realize you can't change the world, but it doesn't have to change you. - Unknown

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them. - Denis Waitley

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I often say of George Washington that he was one of the few in the whole history of the world who was not carried away by power. - Robert Frost

The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. - Barack Obama


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