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A Special Kind of Stupid

Burning Infidel Technology while filming it on camera phones and posting it online

A Special Kind of Stupid thanks to Barry McCartney

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There are no American infidels in Baghdad. - Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

You can't trample infidels when you're a tortoise. - Terry Pratchett

To fight against the infidels is Jihad; but to fight against your evil self is greater Jihad. - Abu Bakr

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

Many Muslims may not seek to kill the infidel, but they don't want to condemn those carrying out the holy book command. - Monica Crowley

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf

Write on my gravestone: 'Infidel, Traitor.' Infidel to every church that compromises with wrong; traitor to every government that oppresses the people. - Wendell Phillips

There's so many different ways to cheat. People think infidelity is the way to cheat. I think it's sometimes far worse to emotionally cheat on somebody. - Sandra Bullock

They won't love you anymore; they would start disrespecting you and hating you because you turned to be an infidel for them by not believing anymore in what they believe. - M.F. Moonzajer

Euripides long ago said, 'who dares not speak his free thought is a slave.' I nominated myself as an 'infidel' as a challenge to thought for those who are asleep. - Luther Burbank

Imagine, Dracula a pawn in the hands of the infidel. I learned everything I could about them, so that I might surpass them all. That was when I vowed to make history, not to be its victim. - Elizabeth Kostova

Their plan is to return the entire world - not just the Middle East - to the days of the caliphate and either convert all of us so-called infidels into born-again Islamic believers or kill us. - David Hackworth

Notwithstanding this high Ecclesiastical authority, he who dared accept truth only because it could be proved, or proved to be good, and disregard authority, was commonly stigmatized as an infidel. - Ethan A. Hitchcock

The truth of our faith becomes a matter of ridicule among the infidels if any Catholic, not gifted with the necessary scientific learning, presents as dogma what scientific scrutiny shows to be false. - Thomas Aquinas

This paranoid Islam, which blames outsider, 'infidels', for all the ills of Muslim societies, and whose proposed remedy is the closing of those societies to the rival project of modernity, is presently the fastest growing version of Islam in the world. - Salman Rushdie

Call me infidel, call me atheist, call me what you will, I intend so to treat my children, that they can come to my grave and truthfully say: "He who sleeps here never gave us a moment of pain. From his lips, now dust, never came to us an unkind word." - Robert G. Ingersoll

I am an infidel today. I do not believe what has been served to me to believe. I am a doubter, a questioner, a skeptic. When it can be proved to me that there is immortality, that there is resurrection beyond the gates of death, then will I believe. Until then, no. - Luther Burbank


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