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Alien Moon Landing

Who was the first 'person' to land on the moon?

Alien Moon Landing thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Neil Armstrong was the first person to land on the moon. 'Neil A.' backwards is Alien

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Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators. - Will Rogers

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

If Aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans. - Stephen Hawking

My folks came to the U.S. as immigrants, aliens, and became citizens. I was born in Boston, a citizen, went to Hollywood and became an alien. - Leonard Nimoy

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown


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