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Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

American cheese is the perfect soft taco. - Wylie Dufresne

There are no American infidels in Baghdad. - Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

I came along when the black American needed an image. - Jesse Owens

I pledge myself to a New Deal for the American people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

Americans love popcorn, and their love doesn't quit. - Rosecrans Baldwin

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

U.S. history - that's part of your whole American heresy. - Archie Bunker

The hyphen, that's the most un-American thing in the world. - Woodrow Wilson

Europe's the mayonnaise, but America supplies the good old lobster. - D.H. Lawrence

Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers

In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take. - Adlai Stevenson

Rivers in the United States are so polluted that acid rain makes them cleaner. - Andrew Malcolm

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

The problem is that Americans care more about saving whales than saving males. - Warren Farrell

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

In America the President reigns for four years and journalism governs forever and ever. - Oscar Wilde

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. - Oscar Wilde

Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out. - Ambrose Bierce

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected. - Oscar Wilde

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions. - George Carlin

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

America's present need is not heroics but healing; not nostrums but normalcy; not revolution but restoration. - Warren G. Harding

Americans still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do. - Barack Obama

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another checkout line. - Ann Landers

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown

America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked. - David Letterman

I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them. - Thomas Jefferson

The average Hollywood film star's ambition is to be admired by an American, courted by an Italian, married to an Englishman and have a French boyfriend. - Katharine Hepburn

Canada is the essence of not being. Not English, not American, it is the mathematic of not being. And a subtle flavour - we're more like celery as a flavour. - Mike Myers

Canada is the essence of not being. Not English, not American, it is the mathematic of not being. And a subtle flavour - we're more like celery as a flavour. - Mike Myers

In America, only the successful writer is important, in France all writers are important, in England no writer is important, and in Australia you have to explain what a writer is. - Geoffrey Cottrell


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