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Gloomy Loonie Canadian dollar forecast

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Loonie's longest losing streak portends more losses

Gloomy Canadian dollar forecast - Loonie drops below 69 cents US

The Canadian dollar is on its longest losing streak since at least the 1970s as speculation mounts that the central bank will cut interest rates back to the record low only seen amid the 2009 financial crisis.

The currency has fallen for 11 straight days against the U.S. dollar, the longest run of daily losses since the country ended its currency's peg to the greenback in 1971 and let it trade freely. The streak surpassed a nine-day run in April 2005, and Friday touched an almost 13-year low.

Canada's dollar (loonie) - which hasn't been below 69 cents since April 2003 - was also down Friday against the euro, British pound and Japanese yen.
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