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Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Grow old with me! The best is yet to be. - Robert Browning

You're never too old to grow younger. - Mae West

When I grow up, I want to be a little boy. - Joseph Heller

Regulations grow at the same rate as weeds. - Norman R. Augustine

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty. - Irish Blessing

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

When you forgive, you heal. When you let go, you grow. - Unknown

Never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be. - Clementine Paddleford

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

You won't help shoots grow by pulling them up higher. - Chines Proverb

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. - Bryan White

As you grow older, if you don't move, you won't move. - Yvonne Dowlen

It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be. - J K Rowling

Don't let the seeds stop you from enjoying the watermelon. - Unknown

No warning can save a people determined to grow suddenly rich. - Lord Overstone

Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown

The older I grow, the more I listen to people who don't say much. - Germain G. Glidden

Our youth we can have but today; we may always find time to grow old. - George Berkeley

Natural abilities are like natural plants: to grow, they need pruning. - Red Auerbach

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom. - H L Mencken

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. - George Bernard Shaw

If you want to have more, you have to become more. You have to grow into your goals. - Jim Rohn

Life is a slice of watermelon: never without seeds but sweet 'til the bitter end. - Unknown

The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. - Bertrand Russell

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. - Michael Pritchard

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Many ideas grow better when transplanted into another mind, than in the one where they sprung up. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

If wrinkles must be written upon our brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old. - James A. Garfield

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste. - Nikita Khrushchev


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