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Bacon Seeds

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Bacon Seeds thanks to Mike King

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Who does not grow, declines. - Rabbi Hillel

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Don't grow up - it's a trap! - Unknown

Absence makes the heart grow fonder. - Sextus Propertius

Every flower must grow through dirt. - Unknown

Danger and delight grow on one stalk. - English Proverb

Many foxes grow gray, but few grow good. - Benjamin Franklin

As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Regulations grow at the same rate as weeds. - Norman R. Augustine

You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Grow old along with me!
The best is yet to be. - Robert Browning

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

When you forgive, you heal. When you let go, you grow. - Unknown

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

Don't smother each other. No one can grow in the shade. - Leo Buscaglia

It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be. - J K Rowling

No warning can save a people determined to grow suddenly rich. - Lord Overstone

Every failure brings with it the seed of an equivalent success. - Napoleon Hill

It is well that war is terrible. We should grow too fond of it. - Robert E Lee

A happy thought is like a seed that sows positivity for all to reap. - Miriam Muhammad

The older I grow, the more I listen to people who don't say much. - Germain G. Glidden

Our youth we can have but today; we may always find time to grow old. - George Berkeley

The teacher is one who makes two ideas grow where only one grew before. - Elbert Hubbard

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

Ever hear of the old saying, "grass don't grow on a busy street?" - Archie Bunker

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom. - H L Mencken

When we grow old, there can only be one regret: not to have given enough of ourselves. - Eleonora Duse

New York champagne - that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. - Archie Bunker

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. - Michael Pritchard

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

Many ideas grow better when transplanted into another mind, than in the one where they sprung up. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president. - Johnny Carson

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste. - Nikita Khrushchev

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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