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Bacon Seeds

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Bacon Seeds thanks to Mike King

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Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

Don't grow up - it's a trap! - Unknown

Mighty oaks from little acorns grow. - Unknown

Those whom the gods love grow young. - Oscar Wilde

When I grow up, I want to be a little boy. - Joseph Heller

Regulations grow at the same rate as weeds. - Norman R. Augustine

Grow old along with me!
The best is yet to be. - Robert Browning

When you forgive, you heal. When you let go, you grow. - Unknown

You won't help shoots grow by pulling them up higher. - Chines Proverb

It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are. - e e cummings

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. - Bryan White

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh - at yourself. - Ethel Barrymore

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm

Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis. - Phil Gramm

The older I grow, the more I listen to people who don't say much. - Germain G. Glidden

All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk. - Will Rogers

Natural abilities are like natural plants: to grow, they need pruning. - Red Auerbach

The teacher is one who makes two ideas grow where only one grew before. - Elbert Hubbard

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

Ever hear of the old saying, "grass don't grow on a busy street?" - Archie Bunker

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me. - Ted Stevens

New York champagne - that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. - Archie Bunker

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers, 'Grow, grow.' - Talmud

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. - Bill Meyer

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

You were designed for accomplishment, engineered for success, and endowed with the seeds of greatness. - Zig Ziglar

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping others. - Audrey Hepburn

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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