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Stepping into a home run swing

Baseball Slugger thanks to Barry McCartney

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Pain will leave you, when you let go. - Jeremy Aldana

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman

Every strike brings me closer to the next home run. - Babe Ruth

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical. - Yogi Berra

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended. - George Bernard Shaw

Suicide doesn't end the pain. It just passes it on to someone else. - James Kirkup

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Shared pain is lessened; shared joy, increased - thus do we refute entropy. - Spider Robinson

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West

I have only one superstition. I make sure I touch all bases when I hit a home run. - Babe Ruth

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

When you can tell the story and it doesn't bring up any pain, you known it is healed. - Lyanla Vanzant

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck

Pain is neither intolerable nor everlasting... it is in the power of the soul to maintain its own serenity. - Marcus Aurelius

Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player. - Unknown

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

I'm one of those people who's not really turned on by baseball. My idea of a relief pitcher is one that's filled with martinis. - Dean Martin

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison

The coward wretch whose hand and heart
Can bear to torture aught below,
Is ever first to quail and start
From the slightest pain or equal foe. - Bertrand Russell

Believe, when you are most unhappy, that there is something for you to do in the world. So long as you can sweeten another's pain, life is not in vain. - Helen Keller

I love sporting events and popcorn and pizza and being outside, like at a baseball or football game. I love amusement parks, going to ride roller coasters. - Carrie Underwood

Some people think that to be strong is to never feel pain. In reality, the strongest people are the one who feel it, understand it, accept and learn from it. - Unknown

We change our behavior when the pain of staying the same becomes greater than the pain of changing. Consequences give us the pain that motivates us to change. - Henry Cloud


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