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Before Political Correctness

When kids were allowed to play Livestock Management Technicians and Indigenous Peoples

Before Political Correctness thanks to Wayne Nowazek

The term 'political correctness' is used to describe language, policies, or measures that are intended primarily not to offend or disadvantage any particular group of people in society. In the media, the term is generally used as a pejorative, implying that these policies are excessive. The term “politically correct” was used infrequently until the latter part of the 20th century.

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All politics is local. - Thomas P O'Neil

There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli

Criticism is prejudice made plausible. - H L Mencken

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

Prejudice comes from being in the dark; sunlight disinfects it. - Muhammad Ali

Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr

Needless to say, the president is correct. Whatever it was he said. - Donald Rumsfeld

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice. - Mark Twain

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

That's what Columbus said to the Indians just before he gypped 'em out of Manhattan. - Archie Bunker

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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