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Before Political Correctness

When kids were allowed to play Livestock Management Technicians and Indigenous Peoples

Before Political Correctness thanks to Wayne Nowazek

The term 'political correctness' is used to describe language, policies, or measures that are intended primarily not to offend or disadvantage any particular group of people in society. In the media, the term is generally used as a pejorative, implying that these policies are excessive. The term “politically correct” was used infrequently until the latter part of the 20th century.

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Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

We can get all the Indians we need at the reservoir. - Samuel Goldwyn

Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

An honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere. - Mark Twain

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it. - Orlando A. Battista

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato

In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky

The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. - Niels Bohr

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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