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Before Political Correctness

When kids were allowed to play Livestock Management Technicians and Indigenous Peoples

Before Political Correctness thanks to Wayne Nowazek

The term 'political correctness' is used to describe language, policies, or measures that are intended primarily not to offend or disadvantage any particular group of people in society. In the media, the term is generally used as a pejorative, implying that these policies are excessive. The term “politically correct” was used infrequently until the latter part of the 20th century.

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All politics is applesauce. - Will Rogers

A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson

Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

In politics nothing is contemptible. - Benjamin Disraeli

Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct. - Benjamin Disraeli

There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant

Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts. - E.B. White

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning. - Theodor Adorno

They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. - Ambrose Bierce

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader


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