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Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

Logic is in the eye of the logician. - Gloria Steinem

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

I came along when the black American needed an image. - Jesse Owens

I'd rather wear black in August than do one sit-up. - Joy Behar

It's as dark out there as the black hole of Dakota. - Jack Dyer

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

Many are the starrs I see, but in my eye no starr like thee. - English Saying

As a lifelong Oregonian, I prefer our forests green, not black. - Greg Walden

If a man puts out the eye of an equal, his eye shall be put out. - Hammurabi

Do not call for black power or green power. Call for brain power. - Barbara Jordan

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

Irish Americans are no more Irish than Black Americans are Africans. - Bob Geldof

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct. - Thomas Jefferson

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

I'm a black belt in karate. I grew up on the outskirts of Paris, and it was rough. - Elodie Yung

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage. - Stevie Wonder

My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. - Rachel Zoe

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

You always feel when you look it straight in the eye that you could have put more into it, could have let yourself go and dug harder. - Emily Carr

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin


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