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Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

Black Panther leader Elder Cleavage. - Archie Bunker

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness. - Margaret Atwood

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

I came along when the black American needed an image. - Jesse Owens

The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend. - Henri Bergson

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

Many are the starrs I see, but in my eye no starr like thee. - English Saying

If a man puts out the eye of an equal, his eye shall be put out. - Hammurabi

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black. - Henry Ford

His cloak was his crowning glory; sable, thick and black and soft as sin. - George R.R. Martin

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct. - Thomas Jefferson

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Truth is always present; it only needs to lift the iron lids of the mind's eye to read its oracles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and 2nd degree in karate, and I'm a licensed bodyguard. - Katheryn Winnick

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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