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A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness. - Margaret Atwood

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

I came along when the black American needed an image. - Jesse Owens

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

Many are the starrs I see, but in my eye no starr like thee. - English Saying

Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

If a man puts out the eye of an equal, his eye shall be put out. - Hammurabi

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

Irish Americans are no more Irish than Black Americans are Africans. - Bob Geldof

People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black. - Henry Ford

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Truth is always present; it only needs to lift the iron lids of the mind's eye to read its oracles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and 2nd degree in karate, and I'm a licensed bodyguard. - Katheryn Winnick

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

You always feel when you look it straight in the eye that you could have put more into it, could have let yourself go and dug harder. - Emily Carr

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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