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A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

I'd rather wear black in August than do one sit-up. - Joy Behar

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend. - Henri Bergson

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

If a man puts out the eye of an equal, his eye shall be put out. - Hammurabi

Do not call for black power or green power. Call for brain power. - Barbara Jordan

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

Irish Americans are no more Irish than Black Americans are Africans. - Bob Geldof

People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black. - Henry Ford

His cloak was his crowning glory; sable, thick and black and soft as sin. - George R.R. Martin

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

I'm a black belt in karate. I grew up on the outskirts of Paris, and it was rough. - Elodie Yung

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, for the most essential things are invisible to the eye. - Unknown

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

Of course there are no skeletons in my closet... I do however keep a tiny black box of souls in my sock drawer. - Unknown

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

You always feel when you look it straight in the eye that you could have put more into it, could have let yourself go and dug harder. - Emily Carr

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin


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