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Black Olives Matter

Do black olives taste better than green ones?

Black Olives Matter thanks to Lester Mitchell

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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

If it weren't for the olive, I'd starve to death. - Unknown

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it. - Rodney Dangerfield

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

What is moral is what you feel good after, and what is immoral is what you feel bad after. - Ernest Hemingway

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. - Woody Allen

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. - Oscar Wilde

The darkest part of hell is reserved for those who maintain neutrality in times of moral crisis. - Dante

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

The perfecting of one's self is the fundamental base of all progress and all moral development. - Confucius

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

The hottest place in Hell is reserved for those who remain neutral in times of great moral conflict. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who in times of great moral crises maintain their neutrality. - Dante Alighieri

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive. - Boris Johnson

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Some of the finest moral intuitions come to quite humble people. The visiting of lofty ideas doesn't depend on formal schooling. - Alfred North Whitehead

Sometimes, in order to follow our moral compass and/or our hearts, we have to make unpopular decisions or stand up for what we believe in. - Tabatha Coffey


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