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Blue Tooth Technology

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Blue Tooth Technology thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Bluetooth - a wireless technology standard for exchanging data over short distances (using short-wavelength UHF radio waves) from fixed and mobile devices, and building personal area networks (PANs). Invented by telecom vendor Ericsson in 1994, it can connect several devices, overcoming problems of synchronization. It was originally conceived as a wireless alternative to RS-232 data cables.

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I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

Truth has rough flavors if we bite it through. - George Eliot

The tongue is ever turning to the aching tooth. - Thomas Fuller

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger

Maybe my mind chewed off more than the mind should bite. - Archie Bunker

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails? - Will Rogers

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it. - Will Rogers

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Do not bite at the bait of pleasure till you know there is no hook beneath it. - Thomas Jefferson

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

An aching tooth is better out than in.
To lose a rotting member is a gain. - Richard Baxter

Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female. - Desmond Morris

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

There's nothing like biting off more than you can chew, and then chewing anyway. - Mark Burnett

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it. - Unknown

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. - Vincent Canby

You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw

In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache. - Garrison Keillor

Don't be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people have is when they take a bite out of you. - Zig Ziglar

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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