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The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams

The mouse that fears the trap has already been trapped. - Marty Rubin

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Before you build a better mousetrap, it helps to know if there are any mice out there. - Mortimer B Zuckerman

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe


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