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Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. - Sidney Greenberg

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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