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Some people are brilliant until you hear them speak

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I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West

Comedy is like catching lightning in a bottle. - Goldie Hawn

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

The key to winning is to be brilliant at the basics. - Vince Lombardi

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure. - Laurence J. Peter

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

The Irish are a very fair people, they never speak well of one another. - Unknown

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

When you speak to a man, look on his eyes; when he speaks to thee, look on his mouth. - Benjamin Franklin

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

Charity, good behaviour, amiable speech, unselfishness - these by the chief sage have been declared the elements of popularity. - Burmese Proverb

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

We discern across the centuries a commanding and versatile intelligence, wielding with equal force the sword of war and of justice. - Winston Churchill

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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