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Bright People

Some people are brilliant until you hear them speak

Bright People thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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Always speak politely to an enraged Dragon. - Steven Brust

People who boast about their IQ are losers. - Stephen Hawking

Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech. - Martin Fraquhar Tupper

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

The key to winning is to be brilliant at the basics. - Vince Lombardi

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure. - Laurence J. Peter

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives. - William Leahy

I'm no genius. I'm smart in spots but I stay around those spots. - Thomas J Watson

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

A bright person can always think of something better to do than housework. - Ruby Lou Barnhill

A bore is one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation. - Benjamin Desraeli

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer. - Albert Einstein

One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter. - Francoise Sagan

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in…it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

It is worth a thousand pounds a year to have the habit of looking on the bright side of things. - Samuel Johnson

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

A good word is an easy obligation; but not to speak ill requires only our silence; which costs us nothing. - John Tillotson

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

It's easy to get a reputation for wisdom. It's only necessary to live long, speak little and do less. - P.D. James

Conquer the world by intelligence, and not merely by being slavishly subdued by the terror that comes from it. - Bertrand Russell

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

No matter how bad things are, they can always be worse. So what if my stroke left me with a speech impediment? Moses had one, and he did all right. - Kirk Douglas

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee


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