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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Always speak politely to an enraged Dragon. - Steven Brust

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismograph. - Ken Kesey

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

If you want to lead the people, you must first speak to their eyes. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public. - P.T. Barnum

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffet

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. - Ernest Hemingway

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. - L.J. Peter

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to. - Unknown

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

It's easy to get a reputation for wisdom. It's only necessary to live long, speak little and do less. - P.D. James

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Calvin

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari


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