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Burger King Clown

Why eat with a clown when you can dine with the King

Burger King Clown thanks to Stacey Posgrove

Burger Wars between McDonalds and Burger King heats up

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Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. - Peter York

I wouldn't eat a hamburger for 40,000 dollars. - River Phoenix

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much. - Evan Esar

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes. - Michael Kors

So I will say it with relish. Give me a hamburger but hold the lawsuit. - S.I. Hayakawa

You turn hotdogs with tongs. Don't you ever use those tongs on a hamburger. - J.B. Smoove

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

I have done a Hamburger Helper commercial, a Hardees commercial, a McDonalds commercial. American Express commercial. - Luke Benward

There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

This was a very classy guy - in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray hamburgers on his head (Homburg hat). - Archie Bunker

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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