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Camel Photobomb

Peaking at dromedary scenery on top of the Mount of Olives

Camel Photobomb thanks to joe-kster

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Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

I'd give that picture a Japanese Academy Reward! - Archie Bunker

An epic is the easiest kind of picture to make badly. - Charlton Heston

That's the straw that broke the camel's neck. - Archie Bunker

It's the final straw that broke the camel's back. - English Proverb

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

A picture is worth a thousand words, but try saying that with a picture. - Unknown

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

My hometown is so dull that the drugstore sells picture postcards of other towns. - Milton Berle

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction. - Doris Lessing

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen


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