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Camel Photobomb

Peaking at dromedary scenery on top of the Mount of Olives

Camel Photobomb thanks to joe-kster

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One picture is worth a thousand words. - Fred Barnard

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

A camel is a racehorse built by committee. - Unknown

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

One picture is worth more than a thousand words. - Chinese Proverb

I'd give that picture a Japanese Academy Reward! - Archie Bunker

An epic is the easiest kind of picture to make badly. - Charlton Heston

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

It's the final straw that broke the camel's back. - English Proverb

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction. - Doris Lessing

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell


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