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Camp Squeah Cookies

Setting a new Camp Squeah Cookie Record in Hope, B.C.

Camp Squeah Cookies thanks to Camp Squeah

2018: Making 6,098 cookies for Camp Squeah (restricted quota due to limited freezer space)

Camp Squeah Cookies thanks to Camp Squeah

2016: Making 12,791 cookies for Camp Squeah - prep area

Camp Squeah Cookies thanks to Camp Squeah

2016: 12,791 cookies later (freezer storage): Life’s a batch at Camp Squeah!

April 2018 - Cookies prepared for Camp Squeah campers (oatmeal raisin, oatmeal chocolate chip, cornflake chocolate chip, crackerjacks, snickerdoodles, double chocolate, and ginger sparkles) + 17 loaves of chocolate banana bread, 2 carrot cakes and 2 platz
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Ignore previous cookie. - Unknown

I wish I knew how to quit you. - Cookie Monster

Come to the dark side. We have cookies. - Unknown

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown

Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie. - Ilona Andrews

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

Camping is something I've done all my life. - Stefanie Powers

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

My camping days are over, but I might consider glamping. - Christine Feehan

Baking is like washing - the results are equally temporary. - Patricia Briggs

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. - Dave Barry

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies. - Wally Amos

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

Admit it. The cookie dough is usually better than the actual cookies. - Unknown

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

Your resemblance to a muppet will prevent the world from taking you seriously. - Unknown

My weak spot is laziness. Oh, I have a lot of weak spots: cookies, croissants. - Anthony Hopkins

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

Today I will live in the moment unless it's unpleasant in which case I will eat a cookie. - Unknown

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. - Suze Orman

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes. - Willard Scott

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

Baking cookies is equal to Queen Victoria running an empire. There's no difference in how seriously you take the job, how seriously you approach your whole life. - Martha Stewart

To cut the federal budget without cutting entitlements is like giving up chocolate-chip cookies and then deciding it's OK to eat the ones that don't have any nuts. - Timothy Noah

I use nothing but the best ingredients. My cookies are always baked fresh. I price cookies so that you cannot make them at home for any less. And I still give cookies away. - Debbi Fields

I was bullied by a few people who were much older than me. I went to camp to learn boxing. I was 12, and my coach was 24. I felt like if I could fight him, I could stand up to anyone. - Liam Payne

My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments. - Steven Wright

One of the best faces America has ever projected is the face of a Peace Corps volunteer. That face symbolizes this country: young, curious, brimming with idealism and hope - and a real, honest compassion. - Teresa Heinz

I can't convince you to put the drink down if you're an alcoholic, you have to want to do that. I can't convince you to stop eating the cookies when you're a diabetic. You have to do that. And that takes responsibility. - Don Young


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