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Canada's New Currency

Canadian dollar and oil slide to 13-year lows

Canada's New Currency thanks to Barry McCartney

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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Stocks do not move unless they are pushed. - S Jay Levin

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. - Jim Bishop

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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