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Canada's New Currency

Canadian dollar and oil slide to 13-year lows

Canada's New Currency thanks to Barry McCartney

Financial woes - Loonie drops below 80 cents US

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Every crowd has a silver lining. - P.T. Barnum

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Stocks do not move unless they are pushed. - S Jay Levin

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

The cost of living is high, but it's worth it. - Unknown

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. - Henny Youngman

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump


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