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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

Man is made for something better than disturbing dirt. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

I'm due at the ballet. They're doin' Swoon Lake. - Archie Bunker

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. - Margaret Atwood

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman


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