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Dancing is silent poetry. - Simonides

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Wrestling is ballet with violence. - Jesse Ventura

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced. - Paige Arden

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter. - Oscar Wilde

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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