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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

I'm due at the ballet. They're doin' Swoon Lake. - Archie Bunker

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter. - Oscar Wilde

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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