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Car Elas Sale

Passing by a backwards proposition

Car Elas Sale thanks to Tricia Dockrell

Sign of an Israeli car salesman? Hebrew is written and read from right to left, rather than left to right as in English

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The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in…it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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