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Carousel Escape

Musical carousel horses plan their escape from the circus

Carousel Escape thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Breaking free from captive life in the circus

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I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

Entertain a clown and you become part of the circus. - Unknown

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading today. - Abraham Lincoln

The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone. - George Roberts

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

If you are patient in one moment of anger you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. - Chinese Proverb

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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