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Carousel Escape

Musical carousel horses plan their escape from the circus

Carousel Escape thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Breaking free from captive life in the circus

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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

Identification... is a form of escape from the self. - Krishnamurti

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

Entertain a clown and you become part of the circus. - Unknown

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

The two-headed boy in the circus never had such a headache. - WC Fields

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading today. - Abraham Lincoln

The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone. - George Roberts

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allan Poe

The plague fell upon the whole world.. not a single man in the whole Roman Empire could escape. - Procopius

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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