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Cat On A Hot Tin Roof

Maggie plays her part in Tangiers, Morocco

Cat On A Hot Tin Roof thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof is a play by Tennessee Williams. Williams wrote the play on the terrace of Sun Beach bar in Tangiers, Morocco. The play won the Pulitzer Prize for Drama in 1955. Set in the 'plantation home in the Mississippi Delta' of Big Daddy Pollitt, a wealthy cotton tycoon, the play examines the relationships among members of Big Daddy’s family, primarily between his son Brick and Maggie the 'Cat,' Brick's wife.
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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

A roof stretching over the Atlantic Ocean. - Ernest Bevin

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one. - Duke Ellington

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

Sally plays strip poker. Whenever she loses, she has to put something on. - Steven Wright

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. - John Le Carre

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with 28 years ago. - Will Rogers

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

Once you've been really 'bad' in a movie, there's a certain kind of fearlessness you develop. - Jack Nicholson

An actor really is a kind of intermediary between an audience and the piece, whether it's a play or movie. - Christopher Walken

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

I'm someone who believes the only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

With 'The A-Team,' it was like, 'Alright, I'm going to do a big popcorn movie and see how that feels.' - Joe Carnahan

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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