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Cat On A Hot Tin Roof

Maggie plays her part in Tangiers, Morocco

Cat On A Hot Tin Roof thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof is a play by Tennessee Williams. Williams wrote the play on the terrace of Sun Beach bar in Tangiers, Morocco. The play won the Pulitzer Prize for Drama in 1955. Set in the 'plantation home in the Mississippi Delta' of Big Daddy Pollitt, a wealthy cotton tycoon, the play examines the relationships among members of Big Daddy’s family, primarily between his son Brick and Maggie the 'Cat,' Brick's wife.
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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

Never judge a book by its movie. - J.W. Egan

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

Movie about nuns, starring Ingrid Bernstein - Archie Bunker

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. - H G Wells

Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one. - Duke Ellington

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

The only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk. - Oscar Wilde

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

I think I'm going to keep my Irish accent forever now in any movie I make, because chicks dig it. - Chris O'Dowd

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

Once you've been really 'bad' in a movie, there's a certain kind of fearlessness you develop. - Jack Nicholson

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

Well, once I did 'Grease,' everyone was offering me studio pictures in a similar vein - you know, popcorn movie. - Randal Kleiser

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

I'm someone who believes the only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

With 'The A-Team,' it was like, 'Alright, I'm going to do a big popcorn movie and see how that feels.' - Joe Carnahan

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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