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Cat On A Hot Tin Roof

Maggie plays her part in Tangiers, Morocco

Cat On A Hot Tin Roof thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof is a play by Tennessee Williams. Williams wrote the play on the terrace of Sun Beach bar in Tangiers, Morocco. The play won the Pulitzer Prize for Drama in 1955. Set in the 'plantation home in the Mississippi Delta' of Big Daddy Pollitt, a wealthy cotton tycoon, the play examines the relationships among members of Big Daddy’s family, primarily between his son Brick and Maggie the 'Cat,' Brick's wife.
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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Never judge a book by its movie. - J.W. Egan

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Germany is a fortress, but it is a fortress without a roof. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one. - Duke Ellington

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

Sally plays strip poker. Whenever she loses, she has to put something on. - Steven Wright

The harpsichord sounds like two skeletons copulating on a corrugated roof. - Thomas Beecham

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

All I can say is, if they show my butt in a movie, it better be a wide shot. - Jennifer Lopez

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. - John Le Carre

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

The only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with 28 years ago. - Will Rogers

If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk. - Oscar Wilde

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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