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Confined By Walls thanks to Roy Taylor

You are confined only by the walls you build yourself

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Nothing recedes like success. - Walter Winchell

Success is dependent on effort. - Sophocles

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. - Milton Berle

You want me on that wall, you need me on that wall! - Jack Nicholson

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

I intend to build this brand again... Elite is legendary. - Donald Trump

Self-acceptance leads to success, not the other way around. - Deepak Chopra

You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do. - Henry Ford

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. - Henry David Thoreau

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Only send out into the world that which you hope to receive in return. - Peter Legge

I don't judge success by what I once did, but by what I keep doing. - Johnny Kelley

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way. - Christopher Morley

Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

Coming together is the beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. - Henry Ford

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

Hope smiles from the threshold of the year to come, whispering, "It will be happier..." - Alfred Lord Tennyson

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

They say everybody gets 15 minutes. I hope I'm just inside the first minute and the next 14 go really slow. - Terrence Howard

The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenements halls and whispered in the sounds of silence. - Paul Simon

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

Success is neither magical nor mysterious. Success is the natural consequence of consistently applying the basic fundamentals. - Jim Rohn

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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