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Crowd Surfing - Expert Level

Passed along during concert frenzy

Crowd Surfing - Expert Level thanks to Mary Ellis

A form of 'pass over' unrelated to Easter

Crowd surfing (or body surfing) is the process in which a person is passed overhead from person to person (often during a concert), transferring the person from one part of the room to another. The “crowd surfer” is passed above everyone’s heads, with everyone’s hands supporting the person’s weight. At most concerts and festivals the crowd surfer will be passed towards a barrier in front of the stage by the crowd, where they will be pulled off and put on their feet by the security stewards. Then, they will be sent back to the side or rear of the crowd at the end of the barrier or he/she may be ejected from the venue.

A mosh pit full of body-slamming, circle dancing, aggression-releasing people that forms when a particularly good band whips the crowd into a frenzy - a fun but very intense place to dance your way through the night.

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Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I feel young, but my body doesn't agree. - Bryant Gumbel

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

I've committed to surfing the rest of my life. - Lance Armstrong

Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

Never ever lose your head. Its the best part of your body. - Art Rooney

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

Would you take all these pains about your looks if every body was blind? - Charles Finney

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced. - Paige Arden

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

It's the media riling up the people, rather than people riling up the media. - Miley Cyrus

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake

Diabetes is all about insulin levels and sugar levels and what you put in your body. - Jay Cutler

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

The vulgar crowd always is taken by appearances, and the world consists chiefly of the vulgar. - Niccolo Machiavelli

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

If you would perfect your body, guard your mind.
If you would renew your body, beautify your mind. - James Allen

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater

Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

If you are going to win any battle, you have to do one thing. You have to make the mind run the body. Never let the body tell the mind what to do. - George S Patton

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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