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Cultural Exchange

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Cultural Exchange thanks to Jim Serritella

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A cultural Chernobyl. - Ariane Mnouchkine

Is there no manners left among maids? - William Shakespeare

Be polite to all, but intimate with few. - Thomas Jefferson

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

Legend: A lie that has attained the dignity of age. - H L Mencken

There are so few who can grow old with a good grace. - Richard Steele

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

The men of culture are the true apostles of equality. - Matthew Arnold

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. - Brian Mullin

Bedside manners are no substitute for the right diagnosis. - Alfred P. Sloan, Jr.

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright

There is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem. - Booker T Washington

Only ugly people need manners. The pretty can get away with anything. - Evelyn Waugh

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William Thackeray

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis. - Brendan Behan

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

What other culture could have produced someone like Hemingway and not seen the joke? - Gore Vidal

Manners are especially the need of the plain. The pretty can get away with anything. - Evelyn Waugh

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate. - Todd Barry

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

The first farmer was the first man, and all historic nobility rests on possession and use of land. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

The gentle mind by gentle deeds is known. For a man by nothing is so well betrayed, as by his manners. - Edmund Spenser

Self-respect is the fruit of discipline; the sense of dignity grows with the ability to say no to oneself. - Abraham J. Heschel

Dignity comes not from control, but from understanding who you are and taking your rightful place in the world. - Gordon Atkinson

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

The older one gets, the more one feels that the present must be enjoyed; it is a precious gift, comparable to a state of grace. - Marie Curie

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

Canceled checks will be to future historians and cultural anthropologists what the Dead Sea Scrolls and hieroglyphics are to us. - Brent Staples

Grace fills empty spaces, but it can only enter where there is a void to receive it, and it is grace itself which makes this void. - Simone Weil

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

The purpose of architecture is to shelter and enhance man's life on earth and to fulfill his belief in the nobility of his existence. - Eero Saarinen

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace & gratitude. - Denis Waitley

If you think that nobility consists of having sixteen ancestors rather than merit, great Prince, then you may - and you may also praise or condemn me. - Franz Grillparzer


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