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Cultural Exchange

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Cultural Exchange thanks to Jim Serritella

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A cultural Chernobyl. - Ariane Mnouchkine

Your culture is your brand. - Tony Hsieh

Courage is grace under pressure. - Ernest Hemingway

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

Is there no manners left among maids? - William Shakespeare

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

Legend: A lie that has attained the dignity of age. - H L Mencken

There are so few who can grow old with a good grace. - Richard Steele

Hawaii is not a state of mind, but a state of grace. - Paul Theroux

Bedside manners are no substitute for the right diagnosis. - Alfred P. Sloan, Jr.

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

Pantomime is a big thing in the cultural calendar of my country. - Alan Cumming

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright

There is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem. - Booker T Washington

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis. - Brendan Behan

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

Manners are especially the need of the plain. The pretty can get away with anything. - Evelyn Waugh

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of our superiority to all that befalls us. - Romain Gary

Authority without wisdom is like a heavy axe without an edge, fitter to bruise than to polish. - Anne Bradstreet

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

A truly American sentiment recognizes the dignity of labor and the fact that honor lies in honest toil. - Grover Cleveland

The moment of enlightenment is when a person's dreams of possibilities become images of probabilities. - Vic Braden

No change can come if those who are impacted the most by discrimination are not willing to stand up for themselves. - Zainab Salbi

Anyone can get dressed up and glamorous, but it is how people dress in their days off that are the most intriguing. - Alexander Wang

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

Canceled checks will be to future historians and cultural anthropologists what the Dead Sea Scrolls and hieroglyphics are to us. - Brent Staples

Grace fills empty spaces, but it can only enter where there is a void to receive it, and it is grace itself which makes this void. - Simone Weil

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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