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Dad In Mind

Bootiful baby sleeps beside memories of Dad

Dad In Mind thanks to Jim Serritella

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A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

Memories are interpreted like dreams. - Leo Longanesi

Memories happen when we least expect them. - Jose Chaves

Pale ink is better than the most retentive memory. - Harvey Mackay

Memory is the diary that we all carry about with us. - Oscar Wilde

Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

Being a Dad is the greatest, except for assembling things. - Conan O'Brien

Anything that triggers good memories can't be all bad. - Adam West

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

Those whose memories fade seek to carve them in their hearts. - Unknown

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. - Steven Wright

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Memory is a complicated thing, a relative to truth but not its twin. - Barbara Kingsolver

Memory is often less about the truth than about what we want it to be. - David Halberstam

One must have a good memory to be able to keep the promises one makes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it. - Michel de Montaigne

I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

It's surprising how much of memory is built around things unnoticed at the time. - Barbara Kingsolver

No memory of having starred atones for later disregard, or keeps the end from being hard. - Robert Frost

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

The past exists only in our memories,
The future only in our plans.
The present is our only reality. - Robert Pirsig

Our memories are card indexes consulted, and then put back in disorder, by authorities whom we do not control. - Cyril Connolly

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw


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