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Daddy, Can I Ride It?

How Little Johnny experienced his first Lobster Tail

Daddy, Can I Ride It? thanks to Keith Blake

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Lobster Greenberg - Archie Bunker

The world is your lobster! - Arthur Daley

Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing. - Nathan Myhrvold

When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail. - Ziad K. Abdelnour

I'm a terrible cook, but I make very good lobster salad. - Nancy Carell

Europe's the mayonnaise, but America supplies the good old lobster. - D.H. Lawrence

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it. - Nicole Polizzi

That's why I don't eat lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it. - Nicole Polizzi

It is, admittedly, a base foodstuff, but lobster, well prepared, can nevertheless be made to satisfy the distinguished gourmand. - Eli Brown

I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell

The Norway lobster is known by a variety of different names: cigala in Spain, langoustine in France, Dublin Bay Prawn in Ireland. And in Italy, as well as the U.K., scampi. - Tom P. Bowles

I have never created anything in my life that did not make me feel, at some point or another, like I was the guy who just walked into a fancy ball wearing a homemade lobster costume. - Elizabeth Gilbert

I've eaten lion, leopard, crocodile, python. I don't recommend lion. It tastes exactly like when a tomcat comes into your house and sprays. Snake and crocodile are great - a cross between lobster and chicken. - Wilbur Smith


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