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Dalmation Patrol

New police dog has a huge appetite for security

Dalmation Patrol thanks to Barry McCartney

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Birth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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