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How not to extend service box electrical cables

Deadneck Repairs thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How Redneck electricians become one-time arc welders - extending a 3 phase electrical conductor that was cut too short

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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Danger and delight grow on one stalk. - English Proverb

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

I invented the cordless extension cord. - Steven Wright

The greatest danger to our future is apathy. - Jane Goodall

With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown

There is always danger for those who are afraid. - George Bernard Shaw

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions. - Alfred Adler

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

The doctors can cure all sorts of ills, except the shock of doctors' bills. - Unknown

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

Remember that the danger that is most to be feared is never the danger we are most afraid of. - Andrew Lang

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

A timid person is frightened before a danger, a coward during the time, and a courageous person afterward. - Jean Paul Richter

The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots. - Eric Fromm

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold. - Helen Keller

Plenty of people who survive tragedies end up ambivalent about danger--frightened by it, yet strangely drawn to it. - Keith Ablow

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. - Sydney Harris

A man who has been in danger,
When he comes out of it forgets his fears,
And sometimes he forgets his promises. - Euripides

There is no living thing that is not afraid when it faces danger. The true courage is in facing danger when you are afraid. - L. Frank Baum

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that our aim is too low and we reach it. - Michelangelo

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark. - Michelangelo Buonarroti

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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