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Eagle Hunt

Pray that you aren't prey

Eagle Hunt thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Photographing birds of prey can be a dangerous job

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

A good photograph is knowing where to stand. - Ansel Adams

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

I will be the Thai equivalent of Eddie the Eagle. - Vanessa Mae

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

If we act like prey, they’ll act like predators. - Alyxandra Harvey

You cannot fly like an eagle with the wings of a wren. - William Henry Hudson

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop. - Unknown

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - Steven Wright

I became involved in photography when I was about thirteen years old. - Leonard Nimoy

If the Eagle Scouts had some sort of Sith equivalent, Marcone was it. - Jim Butcher

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus

You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. - Groucho Marx

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

I've posed nude for a photographer in the manner of Rodin's Thinker, but I looked merely constipated. - George Bernard Shaw

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance. - Peter De Vries

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

The shaft of the arrow had been feathered with one of the eagle's own plumes. We often give our enemies the means of our destruction. - Aesop

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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