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Encouraging Seal

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Encouraging Seal thanks to Lorraine Talas

How to seal the deal

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The best mirror is an old friend. - Peter Nivio Zarlenga

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A friend is a present you give yourself. - Robert Louis Stevenson

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. - Lord Samuel

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

A clown enriched knows neither relation nor friend. - French Proverb

It is easier to forgive an enemy than it is a friend. - Madame Dorothee Deluzy

You will always be my best friend - you know too much! - Unknown

Talking with a friend is nothing else but thinking aloud. - Joseph Addison

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together. - Woodrow Wilson

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - Unknown

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar


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