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Encouraging Seal

An unexpected clap on the back

Encouraging Seal thanks to Lorraine Talas

How to seal the deal

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There is flattery in friendship. - William Shakespeare

A friend is a present you give yourself. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

Silence is the true friend that never betrays. - Confucius

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty. - Irish Blessing

You will always be my best friend - you know too much! - Unknown

Talking with a friend is nothing else but thinking aloud. - Joseph Addison

A friend is someone who makes you feel totally acceptable. - Ene Riisna

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself. - Frances Weller

It takes a year to make a friend, but you can lose one in an hour. - Chinese Proverb

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. - Arnold H. Glasgow

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. - Oscar Wilde

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison


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