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Friendship? Yes, please. - Charles Dickens

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

The friendship that can cease has never been real. - St. Jerome

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together. - Woodrow Wilson

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Collaborate with others who share you vision to see the bigger picture. - Richard Branson

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Friendship needs no words - it is solitude delivered from the anguish of loneliness. - Dag Hammarskjold

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. - Oscar Wilde

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - Unknown

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. - Arnold Bennett

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

Friendship... is born at the moment when one man says to another "What! You too? I thought that no one but myself..." - C S Lewis

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy


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