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End Of Shift

Time for sleep after a long day on the job

End Of Shift thanks to Mike King

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. - JoJo Jenson

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

I'm tired of people not treating me like the gift that I am. - Paula Abdul

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. - Joel Salatin

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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