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Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

I remember your name perfectly; but I just can't think of your face. - William A Spooner

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X


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