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It's kind of fun to do the impossible. - Walt Disney

All the fun is locking horns with impossibilities. - Claes Oldenburg

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing. - Dale Carnegie

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

Even though you're growing up, you should never stop having fun. - Nina Dobrev

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. - Bill Maher

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

Misers aren't fun to live with, but they make wonderful ancestors. - Unknown

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

When you start recognising that you're having fun, life can be delightful. - Jane Birkin

She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe. - Nicki Elson

If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

I may not have been the greatest president, but I've had the most fun eight years. - Bill Clinton

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's Louis Vuitton baggage. - Kim Kardashian

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

The further you get away from yourself, the more challenging it is. Not to be in your comfort zone is great fun. - Benedict Cumberbatch

One of my favorite things to make is homemade sushi. I know how to make the rolls and it's really fun to do. - Carly Rae Jepsen

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway


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