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Financial Planning for Retirement

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Financial Planning for Retirement thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Life begins at retire-meant. - Joe-kster

Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

Failing to plan is planning to fail. - John Wooden

Plans are worthless, but planning is everything. - Dwight D Eisenhower

People do not retire. They are retired by others. - Duke Ellington

The key to retirement is to find joy in the little things. - Susan Miller

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off. - Abe Lemons

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit - retire! - Groucho Marx

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. - George Burns

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember that virtue is not hereditary. - Thomas Paine

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don't think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire. - Samuel Johnson


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