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Fix It Later Detour

If it ain't broke leave it alone

Fix It Later Detour thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Save your good times till later. - Unknown

Better a broken promise than none at all. - Mark Twain

Do it now. Sometimes later becomes never. - Unknown

Gotta Prada bag with a lotta stuff in it. - Will Smith

Failure is a detour, not a dead-end street. - Zig Ziglar

When patterns are broken, new worlds emerge. - Unknown

You get a canoe later and I'll paddle you. - Groucho Marx

At first we hope too much, later on, not enough. - Unknown

The future is made of the same stuff as the present. - Simone Weil

Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke. - Robin Hall

That's the straw that broke the camel's neck. - Archie Bunker

It's the final straw that broke the camel's back. - English Proverb

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Information is pretty thin stuff unless mixed with experience. - Clarence Day

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. - Herbert Asquith

Everybody sooner or later sits down to a banquet of consequences. - Unknown

There isn't a record in existence that hasn't been broken. - Chay Blyth

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public. - H L Mencken

No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public. - P.T. Barnum

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Ernest Hemingway

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. - Robin Williams

The Italians have had 2,000 years to fix up the Forum and just look at the place! - P.J. O'Rourke

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

You can't fix things with a hug, but you can't make them any worse, either. - Dean Koontz

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

For my part, I prefer my heart to be broken. It is so lovely, dawn-kaleidoscopic within the crack. - D.H. Lawrence

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

A good solution applied with vigor now is better than a perfect solution applied ten minutes later. - George S Patton

He cared less, so they cared more. He said it was beautiful. I knew he was broken.This was his game. - Coco J. Ginger

Ninety-two percent of the stuff told you in confidence you couldn't get anyone else to listen to. - Franklin P. Adams

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

When you know you're right, you don't care what others think. You know sooner or later it will come out in the wash. - Barbara McClintock

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

If you're in the penalty area and don't know what to do with the ball, put it in the net and we'll discuss the options later. - Bob Paisley


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