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Flower Battleship

How to make peace, not war

Flower Battleship thanks to Barry McCartney

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I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker

A weed is no more than a flower in disguise. - James Lowell

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev

My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Since the thing perhaps is to eat flowers and not to be afraid. - e e cummings

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson


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