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Sarcasm - the use of irony to mock or convey contempt

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Always speak the truth. - George Washington

Speak silver, reply gold. - Swahili Proverb

Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

Speech is the small change of silence. - George Meredith

Discretion in speech is more than eloquence. - Sir Francis Bacon

I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible. - Jane Austen

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

National Sarcasm Society. Like we need your support! - Unknown

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes. - Joan Bauer

The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives. - William Leahy

If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. - Wilfred Sheed

It's not so much knowing when to speak... but when to pause. - Jack Benny

Always be ready to speak your mind, and a base man will avoid you. - William Blake

If you want to lead the people, you must first speak to their eyes. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The Irish are a very fair people, they never speak well of one another. - Unknown

A bore is one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation. - Benjamin Desraeli

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter. - Francoise Sagan

When you speak to a man, look on his eyes; when he speaks to thee, look on his mouth. - Benjamin Franklin

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

Great thoughts speak only to the thoughtful mind, but great actions speak to all mankind. - Emily P. Bissell

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

The ability to simplify means to eliminate the unnecessary so that the necessary may speak. - Hans Hofmann

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. - Plato

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. - George Bernard Shaw

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. - Winston Churchill

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Your words carry amazing power. So when you speak, make sure you uplift someone and never put them down. - Unknown

A good word is an easy obligation; but not to speak ill requires only our silence; which costs us nothing. - John Tillotson

If you find yourself saying, "But I can't speak English...", try adding the word "... yet". - Jane Revell

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Mere colour, unspoiled by meaning, and unallied with definite form, can speak to the soul in a thousand different ways. - Oscar Wilde

Charity, good behaviour, amiable speech, unselfishness - these by the chief sage have been declared the elements of popularity. - Burmese Proverb

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

No matter how bad things are, they can always be worse. So what if my stroke left me with a speech impediment? Moses had one, and he did all right. - Kirk Douglas


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