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Sarcasm - the use of irony to mock or convey contempt

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Yes, I speak Spanish: MARGARITA. - Unknown

I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Discretion in speech is more than eloquence. - Sir Francis Bacon

A story is told as much by silence as by speech. - Susan Griffin

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

Think I'm sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care. - Unknown

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

To sway an audience, you must watch them as you speak. - C. Kent Wright

The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. - Clifton Fadiman

He who knows does not speak; he who speaks does not know. - Lao-tzu

Sarcasm - because beating the crap out of people is illegal. - Unknown

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes. - Joan Bauer

The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives. - William Leahy

If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. - Wilfred Sheed

The Irish are a fair people, they never speak well of one another. - Samuel Johnson

Truth is always exciting. Speak it, then; life is dull without it. - Pearl S. Buck

Someone has to stand up and speak for the freedoms of the little guy. - Christopher Monckton

The Irish are a very fair people, they never speak well of one another. - Unknown

It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. - Mark Twain

It's called MENOPAUSE for a reason... MEN should PAUSE before they speak! - Unknown

A bore is one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation. - Benjamin Desraeli

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter. - Francoise Sagan

Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. - L.J. Peter

Great thoughts speak only to the thoughtful mind, but great actions speak to all mankind. - Emily P. Bissell

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. - Plato

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. - George Bernard Shaw

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. - George Savile

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to. - Unknown

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. - Winston Churchill

A good word is an easy obligation; but not to speak ill requires only our silence; which costs us nothing. - John Tillotson

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours. - Milton Berle

Charity, good behaviour, amiable speech, unselfishness - these by the chief sage have been declared the elements of popularity. - Burmese Proverb

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

No matter how bad things are, they can always be worse. So what if my stroke left me with a speech impediment? Moses had one, and he did all right. - Kirk Douglas


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