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Sarcasm - the use of irony to mock or convey contempt

Speak silver, reply gold. - Swahili Proverb

I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West

Always speak politely to an enraged Dragon. - Steven Brust

Discretion in speech is more than eloquence. - Sir Francis Bacon

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible. - Jane Austen

A story is told as much by silence as by speech. - Susan Griffin

Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts. - Charles de Talleyrand

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. - George Lucas

National Sarcasm Society. Like we need your support! - Unknown

Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far. - Theodore Roosevelt

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

To sway an audience, you must watch them as you speak. - C. Kent Wright

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch. - Jack Nicholson

The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. - Clifton Fadiman

First learn the meaning of what you say, and then speak. - Epictetus

The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives. - William Leahy

If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. - Wilfred Sheed

The Irish are a fair people, they never speak well of one another. - Samuel Johnson

Truth is always exciting. Speak it, then; life is dull without it. - Pearl S. Buck

The less people speak of their greatness, the more we think of it. - Lord Bacon

If you want to lead the people, you must first speak to their eyes. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Someone has to stand up and speak for the freedoms of the little guy. - Christopher Monckton

Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The Irish are a very fair people, they never speak well of one another. - Unknown

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard

Great thoughts speak only to the thoughtful mind, but great actions speak to all mankind. - Emily P. Bissell

Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to. - Unknown

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

Your words carry amazing power. So when you speak, make sure you uplift someone and never put them down. - Unknown

It is always the best policy to speak the truth - unless, of course, you're an exceptionally good liar. - Jerome K. Jerome

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours. - Milton Berle

Mere colour, unspoiled by meaning, and unallied with definite form, can speak to the soul in a thousand different ways. - Oscar Wilde

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

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