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Sarcasm - the use of irony to mock or convey contempt

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Always speak the truth. - George Washington

Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

Always speak politely to an enraged Dragon. - Steven Brust

Discretion in speech is more than eloquence. - Sir Francis Bacon

A story is told as much by silence as by speech. - Susan Griffin

Think I'm sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care. - Unknown

How do I learn to speak when silence is all I know? - Susie Clevenger

I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. - Xenocrates

Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far. - Theodore Roosevelt

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch. - Jack Nicholson

The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. - Clifton Fadiman

He who knows does not speak; he who speaks does not know. - Lao-tzu

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

It's not so much knowing when to speak... but when to pause. - Jack Benny

The Irish are a fair people, they never speak well of one another. - Samuel Johnson

Always be ready to speak your mind, and a base man will avoid you. - William Blake

The less people speak of their greatness, the more we think of it. - Lord Bacon

If you want to lead the people, you must first speak to their eyes. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Someone has to stand up and speak for the freedoms of the little guy. - Christopher Monckton

Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The Irish are a very fair people, they never speak well of one another. - Unknown

It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. - Mark Twain

It's called MENOPAUSE for a reason... MEN should PAUSE before they speak! - Unknown

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

A bore is one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation. - Benjamin Desraeli

Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. - L.J. Peter

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. - Plato

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. - George Savile

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

It is always the best policy to speak the truth - unless, of course, you're an exceptionally good liar. - Jerome K. Jerome

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours. - Milton Berle

Mere colour, unspoiled by meaning, and unallied with definite form, can speak to the soul in a thousand different ways. - Oscar Wilde

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

No matter how bad things are, they can always be worse. So what if my stroke left me with a speech impediment? Moses had one, and he did all right. - Kirk Douglas


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