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Fractal Pattern River

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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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