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Generations Past And Present

Grandpa meets grandchild for first time

Generations Past And Present thanks to Jim Serritella

Age gap - crossing the chasm

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My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

Do not remove the ancient landmark that your ancestors set up. - Bible

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

You can't choose your ancestors, and neither can your descendants. - Unknown

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. - Dave Barry

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers. - Daniel J. Boorstin

It is a desirable thing to be well-descended, but the glory belongs to our ancestors. - Plutarch

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's Louis Vuitton baggage. - Kim Kardashian

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. - Kim Hubbard

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

There's no environment I can think of that would have remained constant enough to preserve dinosaur DNA. - Hendrik Poinar

Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground. - Thomas Overbury

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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