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Generations Past And Present

Grandpa meets grandchild for first time

Generations Past And Present thanks to Jim Serritella

Age gap - crossing the chasm

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My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

A thankful heart is the parent of all virtues. - Cicero

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world. - Bill Watterson

Take it from me, parents just don't understand. - Will Smith

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to people better than you are. - John G. Pollard

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

Those who inherit fortunes are often more troublesome than those who make them. - African Saying

To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. - Dave Barry

Conventions are like coins, an easy way of dealing with the commerce of relations. - Freya Stark

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers. - Daniel J. Boorstin

People will not look forward to posterity who never look backward to their ancestors. - Edmund Burke

It is a desirable thing to be well-descended, but the glory belongs to our ancestors. - Plutarch

No man can cause more grief than one clinging blindly to the voices of his ancestors. - William Faulkner

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings. - Laurence J Peter

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

Everyone has ancestors and it is only a question of going back far enough to find a good one. - Howard K. Nixon

There are only two lasting bequests we can give our children - one is roots, and the other, wings. - Hodding S. Carter

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. - Kim Hubbard

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and no slave who has not had a king among his. - Helen Keller

There's no environment I can think of that would have remained constant enough to preserve dinosaur DNA. - Hendrik Poinar

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

We are all omnibuses in which our ancestors ride, and every now and then one of them sticks his head out and embarrasses us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde


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