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Generations Past And Present

Grandpa meets grandchild for first time

Generations Past And Present thanks to Jim Serritella

Age gap - crossing the chasm

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Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Ancestry is a hereditary condition. - Unknown

You live as long as you are remembered. - Russian Proverb

The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

You can't choose your ancestors, and neither can your descendants. - Unknown

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

To lose one parent may be regarded as misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness. - Oscar Wilde

When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember that virtue is not hereditary. - Thomas Paine

My parents always told me I could do anything, but never told me how long it would take. - Rita Rudner

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick

There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and no slave who has not had a king among his. - Helen Keller

I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

The unjustifiable severity of a parent is loaded with this aggravation, that those whom he injures are always in his sight. - Joseph Addison

Our ancestors are very good kind of folks; but they are the last people I should choose to have a visiting acquaintance with. - Richard B. Sheridan

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde


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