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German Flatulence Control

Fartkontrol on the Autobahn

German Flatulence Control thanks to Karen Sorel

Fartkontrol translation
Danish - fartkontrol;    English - speed control
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Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

Germany is a fortress, but it is a fortress without a roof. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

Toward the north, from there shone Frederick, the North Star, around whom Germany, Europe, even the world seemed to turn. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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