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Goose Walkers

Is goose considered as Vegan food?

Goose Walkers thanks to Keith Blake

Walking a goose on a leash in Northampton, Massachusetts

Goose Walkers thanks to Keith Blake

Handheld Goose Walker in Je Ne Give A Pas City

Goose applies to the female, while gander applies to the male. Young birds before fledging are called goslings. The collective noun for a group of geese on the ground is a gaggle; when in flight, they are called a skein, a team, or a wedge; when flying close together, they are called a plump.

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He who limps is still walking. - Joan Rivers

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? - George Carlin

My drinking team has a sailing problem. - Unknown

A team is only as strong as its weakest player. - Unknown

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees. - Jason Kidd

I failed to make the chess team because of my height. - Woody Allen

The main ingredient of stardom is the rest of the team. - John Wooden

A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. - Thomas Fuller

Usually the team that scores the most points wins the game. - John Madden

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. - Rita Rudner

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. - Fred Allen

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. - George Carlin

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

It's not a coach that makes a team. It's the team that makes the coach. - Glen Sather

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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