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Goose Walkers

Is goose considered as Vegan food?

Goose Walkers thanks to Keith Blake

Walking a goose on a leash in Northampton, Massachusetts

Goose Walkers thanks to Keith Blake

Handheld Goose Walker in Je Ne Give A Pas City

Goose applies to the female, while gander applies to the male. Young birds before fledging are called goslings. The collective noun for a group of geese on the ground is a gaggle; when in flight, they are called a skein, a team, or a wedge; when flying close together, they are called a plump.

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He who limps is still walking. - Joan Rivers

My drinking team has a sailing problem. - Unknown

One man's goose is another man's dander. - Archie Bunker

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

You know you're old if your walker has an airbag. - Phyllis Diller

I failed to make the chess team because of my height. - Woody Allen

The main ingredient of stardom is the rest of the team. - John Wooden

A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. - Thomas Fuller

Usually the team that scores the most points wins the game. - John Madden

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. - Rita Rudner

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. - Fred Allen

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. - George Carlin

It's not a coach that makes a team. It's the team that makes the coach. - Glen Sather

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

Coaching 101: First you build the team, and then you build the torture chamber for underperformers. - Jarod Kintz

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

With 'The A-Team,' it was like, 'Alright, I'm going to do a big popcorn movie and see how that feels.' - Joe Carnahan

I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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