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Grandma Was Here

Leaving lots of baby kisses on the way

Grandma Was Here thanks to Myrna Guthrie

Grandma loves babies

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All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

Love makes intellectual pretzels of us all. - Sarah Bird

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. - Mae West

Never love anybody who treats you like you're ordinary. - Oscar Wilde

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. - Rupert Brooke

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

It is possible to be in love with you just because of who you are. - Maggie Stiefvater

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Love is never as ferocious as when you think it's going to leave you. - Anita Shreve

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it. - Marianne Williamson

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell


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