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Hands Free Driving

Redneck steering wheel with Blackberry cellphone attachment

Hands Free Driving thanks to Jim Ord

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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

When fate hands you a lemon, make lemonade. - Dale Carnegie

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist. - Indira Gandhi

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields

Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? - Milton Berle

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

A human being's first responsibility is to shake hands with himself. - Henry Winkler

Alone, you are only as good as your reach; you must join hands with others. - Joe Segal

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb

Let him that is without stone among you cast the first thing he can lay his hands on. - Robert Frost

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

When life hands you a lemon, say, "Oh year, I like lemons, what else ya got?" - Henry Rollins

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping others. - Audrey Hepburn

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to throw something back. - Maya Angelou

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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