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History Doesn't Repeat Itself thanks to Margaret Duncan

Communication change throughout the ages

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Old friends are best. - John Selden

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

Institutions that once had to go through media to deliver information are now themselves media. - Andrew Nachison

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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