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Laugh it up, Fuzz ball. - Han Solo

Laughter is contagious. - Unknown

Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

Make us laugh and you can pick all pockets. - Clemence Dane

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. - Mark Twain

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh. - Jay Leno

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Laugh and the world laughs with you;
Weep, and you weep alone. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Nothing lasts forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off. - Unknown

I want to make people laugh so that they'll see things seriously. - William K Zinsser

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they will never cease to be amused. - Unknown

One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter. - Francoise Sagan

Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. - Unknown

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - the sinners are much more fun. - Billy Joel

We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. - Charles Bukowski

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself. After all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century. - Dame Edna Everage

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. - Malcolm de Chazal

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

If you're going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now. - Marie Osmond

If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved. - J. Russell Lynes


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