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Horse Laughter

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I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

Make us laugh and you can pick all pockets. - Clemence Dane

Not by wrath does one kill but by laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

Tell me what you laugh at, and I'll tell you who you are. - Marcel Pagnol

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

The best way of removing negativity is to laugh and be joyous. - David Icke

Laugh and the world laughs with you;
Weep, and you weep alone. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

If evil be said of thee, and if it be true, correct thyself; if it be a lie, laugh at it. - Epictetus

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself. After all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century. - Dame Edna Everage

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears. - Kahlil Gibran

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. - W H Auden

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut


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