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Horse Laughter

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Laugh it up, Fuzz ball. - Han Solo

I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

I live to laugh, and I laugh to live. - Milton Berle

For every laugh there should be a tear. - Walt Disney

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

Laugh at yourself first before anyone else can. - Elsa Maxwell

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. - Mark Twain

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. - e e cummings

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. - Tom Lehrer

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it. - Erma Bombeck

Men will let you abuse them only if you make them laugh. - Henry Ward Beecher

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh - at yourself. - Ethel Barrymore

Laugh and the world laughs with you;
Weep, and you weep alone. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

If you are not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there. - Martin Luther

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him. - Thomas Szasz

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. - Will Rogers

Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart, don't know how to laugh either. - Golda Meir

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad. - Norm Papernick

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great, but how to laugh through it. - Liza Minnelli

The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune. - Bert Williams

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami


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