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House 'Broke'rage

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House 'Broke'rage thanks to Rysa Gordon, Surrey, B.C.

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Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. - Neil Armstrong

At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

Whoever incites anger has a strong insurance against indifference. - Philip Stanhope

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

How difficult it is to save the bark of reputation from the rocks of ignorance. - Petrarch

The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance. - Mahesh Yogi

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Everybody talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll. - Keith Richards

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno

Justice is the insurance we have on our lives, and obedience is the premium we pay for it. - William Penn

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

When we checked with the title insurance company, they said we had ... a complete right to that entrance and exit. - Donald Trump

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

Rock is so much fun. That's what it's all about - filling up the chest cavities and empty kneecaps and elbows. - Jimi Hendrix

I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go. - Jack Benny

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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