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How To Save NASA

President Donald Trump rejuventates the U.S. space program

How To Save NASA thanks to Keith Blake

How To Save NASA thanks to Keith Blake

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He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

All science is either physics or stamp collecting. - Ernest Rutherford

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations. - John Green

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. - Bertrand Russell

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

It is through science that we prove, but through intuition that we discover. - Jules Henri Poincare

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. - Bertrand Russell

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

I admit that mathematical science is a good thing. But excessive devotion to it is a bad thing. - Aldous Huxley

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. - Jack London

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

My goal is simple. It is complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is and why it exists at all. - Stephen Hawking

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Calvin

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

I'm astounded by people who want to know the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. - Woody Allen

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

If NASA has a 14 minute delay for an event 155,000,000 miles away, hoe come NBC has a 6 hour delay for an event 3,500 miles away? - Unknown

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon. - Kurt Vonnegut

The universe lies before you on the floor, in the mysterious bodies of your dancers, in your mind. From this voyage no one returns poor or weary. - Agnes de Mille

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown


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