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How To Save NASA

President Donald Trump rejuventates the U.S. space program

How To Save NASA thanks to Keith Blake

How To Save NASA thanks to Keith Blake

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A day is a miniature eternity. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A star on earth - a star in heaven. - Karen Carpenter

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

Sorry, there is no STAR on the stage tonight! - Donald Trump

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. - Galileo Galilei

I'm a bit of a P. T. Barnum. I make stars out of everyone. - Donald Trump

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. - Oscar Wilde

There is but one temple in the universe and that is the body of man. - Novalis

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

There is no such thing as science fiction, there is only science eventuality. - Steven Spielberg

Each small task of everyday life is part of the total harmony of the universe. - Saint Therese de Lisieux

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

Wandering re-establishes the original harmony which once existed between man and the universe. - Anatole France

I admit that mathematical science is a good thing. But excessive devotion to it is a bad thing. - Aldous Huxley

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe. - John Muir

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. - Jack London

My goal is simple. It is complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is and why it exists at all. - Stephen Hawking

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

You are not Atlas carrying the world on your shoulder. It is good to remember that the planet is carrying you. - Vandana Shiva

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Calvin

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

If NASA has a 14 minute delay for an event 155,000,000 miles away, hoe come NBC has a 6 hour delay for an event 3,500 miles away? - Unknown

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown


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