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How To Save NASA

President Donald Trump rejuventates the U.S. space program

How To Save NASA thanks to Keith Blake

How To Save NASA thanks to Keith Blake

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Back in my day we had nine planets. - Unknown

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. - Aldous Huxley

When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No matter how small the star is, it still shines. - John McKinley Pride Jr.

All science is either physics or stamp collecting. - Ernest Rutherford

Ad astra per aspera. (To the stars through difficulties) - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

There is no shortage of fault to be found amid our stars. - John Green

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

There is but one temple in the universe and that is the body of man. - Novalis

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

Be humble for you are made of earth. Be noble for you are made of stars. - Serbian Proverb

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

Each small task of everyday life is part of the total harmony of the universe. - Saint Therese de Lisieux

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Science is the ascertainment of facts and the refusal to regard facts as permanent. - Unknown

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Thomas H. Huxley

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

I admit that mathematical science is a good thing. But excessive devotion to it is a bad thing. - Aldous Huxley

The discovery of a new dish does more for the happiness of mankind than the discovery of a star. - Jean Brillat-Savarin

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

It is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. - Carl Sagan

Toward the north, from there shone Frederick, the North Star, around whom Germany, Europe, even the world seemed to turn. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

If NASA has a 14 minute delay for an event 155,000,000 miles away, hoe come NBC has a 6 hour delay for an event 3,500 miles away? - Unknown

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon. - Kurt Vonnegut

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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