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How To Save NASA

President Donald Trump rejuventates the U.S. space program

How To Save NASA thanks to Keith Blake

How To Save NASA thanks to Keith Blake

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Hitch your wagon to a star. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Science is organized knowledge. - Herbert Spencer

Time is the chrysalsis of eternity. - Richter

Science is forever rewriting itself. - Unknown

Come quickly, I am drinking the stars. - Dom Perignon

All science is either physics or stamp collecting. - Ernest Rutherford

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

Quantum physics thus reveals a basic oneness of the universe. - Erwin Schrodinger

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

Once you make a decision, the universe conspires to make it happen. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques

A teacher affects eternity. He can never tell where his influence stops. - Henry Adams

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

It is through science that we prove, but through intuition that we discover. - Jules Henri Poincare

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe. - John Muir

There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self. - Aldous Huxley

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

The universe doesn't give you what you want in your mind; it gives you what you demand with your actions. - Steve Maraboli

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

It is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. - Carl Sagan

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. - Albert Einstein

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed. - Dustin Hoffman


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