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How To Save NASA

President Donald Trump rejuventates the U.S. space program

How To Save NASA thanks to Keith Blake

How To Save NASA thanks to Keith Blake

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Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me. - Thomas Beecham

Everyone's a star and has a right to twinkle. - Marilyn Monroe

All science is either physics or stamp collecting. - Ernest Rutherford

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Ad astra per aspera. (To the stars through difficulties) - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi. - Humphrey Bogart

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

A teacher affects eternity. He can never tell where his influence stops. - Henry Adams

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe. - Nicki Elson

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

I admit that mathematical science is a good thing. But excessive devotion to it is a bad thing. - Aldous Huxley

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

You are not Atlas carrying the world on your shoulder. It is good to remember that the planet is carrying you. - Vandana Shiva

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Calvin

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

Becoming a star may not be in your destiny, but being the best that you can be is a goal you can set for yourselves. - Bryan Lindsay

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

I'm astounded by people who want to know the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. - Woody Allen

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft


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