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Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

To err is human, to forgive divine. - Alexander Pope

To err is human - but it feels divine. - Mae West

To err is human; to forgive, infrequent. - Franklin P Adams

The true object of all human life is play. - G K Chesterton

I started out as a gaseous cloud. Then I cooled. - Jack Nicholson

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

I saw a human pyramid once. It was very unnecessary. - Mitch Hedberg

It is a human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

The purpose of anthropology is to make the world safe for human differences. - Ruth Benedict

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Human society is like an arch, kept from falling by the mutual pressure of its parts. - Seneca

Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit. - Alfred Whitehead

There is always a well-known solution to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong. - H L Mencken

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis

I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery

It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocket book groans more loudly than an empty stomach. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Hello. I don't believe we have been introduced. R2-D2? A pleasure to meet you. I am C-3PO, Human-Cyborg Relations. - C-3PO

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright


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